The Onion Movie

Overview

Venerable newscaster Norm Archer reports the latest news in politics, health, culture and entertainment - such as an automotive recall of decapitation-inducing "Neckbelts" and a study finding that "depression hits losers hardest". This compilation of bogus news stories, celebrity profiles, movie trailers and skits come courtesy of the ace satirists at The Onion.

Details

Cast

Len Cariou

Norm Archer

Ken Takemoto

Sensei

Steven Seagal

Cock Puncher

Larissa Laskin

Dana Dobbs

Don McManus

Dennis McCormick

Michael Bolton

Michael Bolton

Ahmed Ahmed

Ahmed

Brendan Fletcher

White Black Guy Tim

Daniel Dae Kim

Ivy Leaguer

Meredith Baxter

Cooking Show Chef

Jed Rees

Wizard Proteus

Rodney Dangerfield

Rodney Dangerfield

Ahmed B. Badran

Peruvian

Scott Klace

Kip Kendall

Barbara Pilavin

Alzheimers Old Lady

Sandy Kenyon

Alzheimers Guy in Crowd

Orlando Seale

Producer

Brian Powell

Typical Neighbor Husband

Erik Stolhanske

Producer

Sarah McElligott

Melissa Cherry